Quick Author's Note

Read at your own risk!

Contains:

One deranged killer who wears pink boxers.

One little blonde elf.. Midget... Thing.

One extremely Dark and handsome Link.

One monochrome clown obsessed with his swirly cone nose.

A sarcastic doctor named after a facial expression with a psychopathic twin brother.

And of course...

YOU!

(And also several scenarios guaranteed to at least make you smile with minimal spelling errors and swearing)

[Disclaimer: All creepypasta belong to their original owners. AKA: Not me. Except for my OC, Smirky. He's mine. And myself, Phantom, of course.]