1. THE ALCHEMY

All I wanted today was to make it to my first date with the person I've been dying to go out with but why the fuck does fate ALWAYS have other plans? Above all the things that I have done since this morning, I had to kill Qidricruz Fiorenzo, the old man was already at the gates of hell greeting Satan, all I did was push him a little. But, in hell did I expect him to be my so-called date's Father? Fuck.

Expect the unexpected.