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Toshiko is a student at the Vampire Academy who has never taken down a single vampire. Until one day, she gets the memo that she has to defeat five, or be banished from the academy (and her victims!) forever.

Cue pure crack and ridiculous hijinks as Toshiko attempts to assassinate the largest vampire family in Japan and ends up falling in love along the way.

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The Headmaster sighed, rubbing his forehead. "Please refrain from insulting your schoolmates. Your teachers find your blatant disrespect for their lives disturbing. And yes," he added, "we're aware of the Berlin incidents."

Toshiko fell back in her chair, blowing her bangs out of her face. "Damn," she muttered. "I thought I got away with that. I even used a fake identity."

"The amount of casualty reports spoke for themselves. Regardless of your impressive talents in chaos and destruction, I will have to expel you."

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Cue screaming. And gay. Yes, a lot of gay.