Prologue: A Legendary Cookie With too Much Free-Time

All was going well on EarthBread, everyone was laughing, singing Tenacious D songs, hitting the stanky leg, and just living their average cookie lives. Even Knight Cookie's life was starting to get better, with him finally getting time off of his job after many years, and making new friends because of it. Everyone was happy. Well, almost everyone. Everything was going great until one hot-headed cookie got jealous of another's both online and real life popularity. What will happen? Only you, the reader, will find out if you are willing to go through the absolute trainwreck of a fanfiction, AKA: CANCELLED! (This is a work in progress and updates will most likely be slow)