Prologue

"I'm telling you, my passport is valid, I just spent over $70 just trying to re-new the damn thing!"The lady at the counter said "I'm sorry, I can't help you we are not allowed to let people on flights without valid passports. I may be able to help you if you give me some identification."
I handed over my birth certificate and she looked it over.
"The country that you claim to be from does not exist. There is no such place as Azazel, not in these states honey"