chapter 1- my 6074 pound sad life

this is the story of heather senpai-chan and her 4 super cute boyfriends, Brad, the childhood friend and a aphla of the poopy doopy dudes (like the boys but emo), Globglogabgalab the kawaii book nerd, Nikocado Avocado, who is canonically a homosexual, and Randy Marsh the janitor of Thicky Nicky high school the elite private school for the naturally stupid. watch as she is gaslighted, gatekeeped, and girl bossed. this is totally a story to eat your heart out too.