Philza uses Technoblade for Free Food

Prompt(@simpingboisinc on twitter) Techno being a god who can shape shift, so Phil just makes him transform into a child whenever they go to a restaurant so they get the kids discount.

Phil: you are 10.

Techno: how dare u, i am the blood god, i am over 500-

Waiter: awe, how old r u sweetie?

Techno: ...10

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a repost of my most popular fic on a03