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Welcome to the home of Rare pairs and even rarer fucking statements

Yeah my friends kept saying funny things so I thought I would make this

for their privacy I will not being using names and will use characters

some quotes will have trigger warnings because we have dark humor

I, the author, am not shipping any charecters romantically, any jokes made about relationships are made platonically. If you, the reader, wants to take it romantically, you can.

Context will be given to quotes I think need it