Prologue

In which the fifth marauder has a heavy Australian accent and problems that just keep coming back.

"My problems are just like boomerangs, no matter how hard I try to get rid of them they just keep coming back."
"I've had three boomerangs before, managed to lose them all, wasn't even trying!"
"Don't listen to that idiot, the only way to get rid of a boomerang is to burn it."
"I've never had a boomerang before."
"I know the inferno spell if you want to set it on fire?"