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It wasn't every day you crash-landed into a Piglin's house in the middle of the tundra.

"Wanna tell me why there's a hole in my roof?"

"...Erm...No?"

"Really? Because the crooked wing tells me exactly why."

"Then why'd you ask jackass?"

"Because I figured I'd give you a chance to give me a reason not to kill you where you sit."

"Um... Cheese?"

"...."

"...."

"Heh?"