Prologue

Lydia, a white witch/miner decides to move from her planet to Earth. A planet that she's heard frequently from her pen pal Harriet. But first, she has to check out the place and Hat Kid, or Harriet, is more than happy to show her. What happens when Hattie shows the best for last.... Subcon Forest, and meets her BFF, Snatcher?

Chaos, that's what!

What? You think you could read something involving AHIT and expect normalcy and cheesy romance?!

Nahhhh, this is going to be a WHOLE different ball game. And the purple floof noodle is going to make sure of it.