w i p . . .

Oh my goodness, oh how my heart is filled with glee and melancholy is no longer present. Here in this book you are probably going to stumble upon the slang, 'tits' a couple of times. But fear not, for that is just my favourite word.

I am revealing a lot about myself in this book, so be prepared! Ye mortal souls will no longer suffer afflictions about not knowing anything about me. I am here to quench your thirst for information.

So please, if you must, read on. ♡