The Start of Something Horrible

Everyone's got a date, everyone but Kyon. Some don't really like their dates, some like their dates too much, and Kyon has found himself involuntarily wedged into the mix of madness these teenagers are taking part in. Who is this girl who has forced Koizumi on a date? Why did Asahina say yes to Taniguchi? Who will Kyon take as a date? I don't know, because, in this story, no one knows anything that they think they know.