Not For You

(!!!MATURE CONTENT!!! FOR ADULTS!!!!!!!!! YES THAT MEANS SEX!!!)
The usually so cold and efficient Loid Forger is struggling with his duties as a spy because he cannot stop desiring his fake wife - while Yor is wondering about the concept of 'marital bliss' she overhears her colleagues whisper about in the coffee kitchen. Especially the part about 'pleasing one's husband inside and outside the bedroom' gives her a great deal of anxiety. Will these two idiots ever realize that fake-married, properly-married, or not-married at all makes no real difference if you genuinely like each other?
(MATURE CONTENT = there is smut)