Big Black Bus

It was 1989. I just moved out of my parents apartment, formed a band, and decided to start working on it. Brad (AN- Brad is Gidget's real name) was a drug-addict, constantly getting in the way of the tours. We spent more time taking care of Brad than we did practicing. He played bass, and with Brad in the band, we will get no where. We need a new bassist, and I met Jeordie White in a mall. I think we might have our hands on a talented, dreaded, dress-wearing, bass-playing freak nicknamed Twiggy.