Chapter 1: I Had The Craziest Dre- Ah Crap...

Simon wakes up from the craziest dream...only to realize it wasn't a crazy dream...it's the 1st day of his totally insane new life as the single least qualified spy in the history of spying...

Damnit...why couldn't it have just been a nice, simple drugging?

That seems SO much more preferable to living with a CIA Boyscout and just next door to the stupidly gorgeous freaking boogeyman assassin of the NSA.

Well...at least he has his best friends to keep him sane and grounded.

What would he do without Kevin and Magnus?

At least They're normal...

Or are they?