Chapter One - Introductions

The funny story about man named Tom Squito....

"This book was so inspirational, I have learnt from Olivia's mother and how that when I have children I am going to go with my daughter and get drunk and stalk boys because #YOLO and I want to date someone other than my husband. Thank you@TheOnlyWayIsTom1 for inspiring me to strive lower in my life and that a family is only a family if you have Tom's children. Also it would mean a lot if you could read one of my books, they have taken me ages and it would be greatly appreciated. Remember to vote, fan and comment. Keep Tomming :) x" - @OliviaMiller698