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Me and my twin brother were, well, idiots. We were the kinds of kids who would jump off buildings because our friends dared us to. We did well in school though. We were also inseparable. So, together, we enrolled in a small college called Barden University and we were both accepted. We also decided to spend some time there for orientation. We did what we normally did- get our fake IDs, get drunk, and, every once in a while, get laid.