Description
Your favorite local new reporter, Carl Azuz, is simply here to make us laugh with memes and to inform us about the problems of the world. This charmingly hilarious man would never stoop to crime or theft, he would never give us up or let us down. So, what happens when a humble news reporter takes over the world's hit movie by ruthlessly murdering its gracious protagonist? I wonder indeed. I wrote this because I've been wanting to make a crackfic for a while now, also I need to get into the habit of writing anything as I'll be working on developing a story soon. This is simply for fun and games, not intended to offend anyone in any way. I apologize any punctuation, grammar, or spelling mistakes, I was half asleep writing this. Please enjoy this awful thing that just popped into my mind. :)
Chapter One: The hero's introduction
