Sold to a band (Part 1)

(INFO: I do NOT hate y/n or y/n stories, I only hate the cringey ones that people make, and due to recent comments I also do not hate cats)

Just some weird y/n slander to make you guys laugh. This is going to be a bunch of little short stories making fun of all those cringey y/ns you see everywhere. This will include some made up worlds and some fandoms, (Example: Dsmp, Harry Potter, BNHA, Etc.)
Credit to like every y/n slander story for giving me inspiration to make this!