'Something goes Wrong'

Stede Bonnet is most certainly not the runaway son of an incredibly wealthy baron, who fled the very night he was to be wed to a Ms. Mary Allamby. Heavens no!

He's a Lighthouse Keeper.

And as a very good lighthouse keeper, he is positive absolutely nothing will go wrong. Not a thing.

{This is also over on ao3 if you prefer that platform :) }