WELCOME TO THE WOMBLANDS

Harlan Gentry is your typical smart ass, quick thinking drunk with questionable morals. Kind of like Jack Sparrow. If Jack Sparrow was an unhinged crackhead. Harlen antics are always putting them in rather peculiar situations. One time they ended up locked in an Elephant enclosure naked and handcuffed to pole. However, this time Harlen has found themselves in a predicament that no amount of quick thinking will get them out of.

As fate has it Harlen has caught the eye of seven mysterious strangers.

But they aren't the only ones after them. How the hell is Harlan going to weasel their way of this?