Chapter One

"HEY SHREK DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THE OTHER ROOM" i heard an anonymous voice entering my house. A donkey comes jumping inside my room and i shoot him, thinking it was a wild animal. As he whimpered, Shrek didn't even notice, his eyes were stuck on my bulge. He looks up at me saying "sorry" and i just smile. I slide my arm right on his waist as he smiles beautifully, as always, and he places one hand on my cheek and kisses my other cheek leaving a big wet mark.