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This is meant to be funny and satire so if I'm explaining it in a weird way it's meant to be that way cause...yea... If you take offense to this then that's on you but trigger warnings for the.....sensitive:
Cursing
weird jokes
cringe jokes
my humor, cry about it.

Its not done so like....I'll update the cover later-