Chapter 1

Dream didn't mean to create a child out of sheer force of will. Honestly. It just happened. Now he has a kid to take care of, an enemy blackmailing him using said kid, and a fiancé he wants to earn back.

Or in which the wedding fiasco never happened, there's an evil dude running around threatening babies, Dream is a tired father, and Funny doesn't know what the f*ck he's going to do. Also some Sbi family dynamic. And Techno trying to deny said dynamic.

Warnings: Blood, kind of kidnapping, maybe some gore, prison, blackmail, swearing. Will add more if they come up.