Chapter 0: Out of the Frying Pan...

I personally blamed Quill for the whole thing, or Star-Lord or whatever nonsense he insisted on calling himself, either way this was all entirely his fault! If that idiot had just left that cursed orb where he had found it on that forgotten planet then I wouldn't be on a one way trip to jail at age 17!
Currently on fanfiction.net and AO3
Basically Guardians of the Galaxy +OC
Also I don't own Guardians of the Galaxy. The only thing I own is my OC