I don't belong here

"I've been damned to hell, I have friken demons trying to eat my soul, and now I have the friken Devils son telling me were soul mates! What next, jesus flying in on a unicorn."

Amelia Earthwright thought she lived a good life. She was nice amd went to church on holidays. So when she died at the young age of 18 she did not expect to be sentece to hell or to find her soul mate in the worse place possible, hell.