Chapter 1

Summary:
*Someone told me to text my number neighbor, kay bye.*

*...Who is this?*

*your mom*

Next thing Takemichi knew, a loud shattering noise erupted from Sanzu's room. "SANZU KEEP IT DOWN!"

"SOMEONE JUST TEXTED ME LIKE THEY THINK THEY'RE SO FUNNY-I'M KILLING THIS BASTARD FOR INSULTING MY MOTHER!"

Oh. Ohhhhh shi-

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Ran pestered Takemichi into texting his number neighbor and surprise, surprise, it was Sanzu. Then Takemichi keeps texting Sanzu random things without saying who he was.