Introduction

There are very few things in this world that I have claimed to be an expert in.
I always thought that if there was one thing I knew how to do it was love myself.
That was until recently when I discovered that if I truly did enjoy every ounce of myself then being alone should be a blasts.
It should be, but its not.

So this is for all of my serial daters. For all of my attention seekers. For all of my mommy and daddy issue kids who have grown up and coped as best as they could.

I see you. And you're a bad bitch.