Prologue

You know the story of the hobbit, the wizard, and the 13 dwarves' adventure to the Lonely Mountain. Of Smaug the Terrible and his destruction of Lake Town before his death.

Well the story is WRONG.

Bilbo was no burglar, my friend. They needed a real thief - a pickpocket if you will. That's where I come in. Luacháil Whitblossom, commonly known as Lua or more commonly as "where the hell is my money?!?"

I did more than reclaim the dwarves homeland, I also saved one lost soul none believed could be rescued.

I saved Smaug himself.