𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒

Welcome to Monster-Free School or MFS, the safest place you could send your human child! It's absolutely not crawling with monsters who are going to harm, seduce or devour your child, right? Ah, of course not.
Well don't just stand there!
Come inside.