Welcome to the land of the most crappy stories ever. 1_Billy Jean.

I just didn't wanna show up out of the blue uninvited without something to offer
So um
Here you go.
It's not worth your time but if you get super bored......
This won't help.
You'll probably die from boredom tbh.
If you die it's not my fault.
I ain't responsible for your death, that's your problem.
Lol jk I love you all (sorta...some of you...the ones I follow and read stories from) but for reals if you die while reading the random things I write it's not my fault.

Enjoy!!!
Or don't
I don't care.
I don't own you.
Do whatever you want, you're punk rock.
x)