SatirTheories #1- Crab Man's Spieces

Welcome to SatirTheories, a journal of all my stupid theories on the FoolishCrew. Most of these- as the name suggests- will have intended satire, so anything that may seem rude should be taken as lighthearted fun. Will some of these actually be structured and supported with evidence? Somehow, yes. Will some of these also be complete stupidity and headcanons? Well, it wouldn't really be a certified theory book without some. I intend to update this at least once every week, most likely on Saturday (Get it? Cause it's SatirTheories on Satirday-), but that is subject to change as time goes on. Feel free to challenge or add on to any theories as well as suggest some, just keep in mind that everything should be respectful to some extent of both the theorists and CCs. SatirTheories can also be found on the Subreddit (r/Socksfor1Submissions) under the same username (u/0Fang_Willow0) if your interested or find it easier to view them there (also saying this so no one calls me out over there-). Now that the informational crap is out of the way, without further ado, I present to you: SatirTheories- a Dumb Journal Filled with Even Dumber Theories.