Chapter 2: I'm Not Cute!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO NOR THE CHARACTERS OKAY!?!?

Naruto was just walking home from work, nothing else. Until... two men were following him.

I got lazy so don't shit on my summary. Also, Itachi and Sasuke will be twins in this fanfic. (Itachi is 5 minutes older than Sasuke).

Kakashi will be Naruto's adoptive dad.

Rock Lee and Sakura will be a thing in this fanfic.

Kiba and Hinata will a thing in this fanfic.

Obito and Deidara will be a thing in this fanfic.

This will contain: swearing, violence, smut, mpreg, etc.

Itachi and Sasuke are vampires in this story.