The Reports Of Azur Lane

After much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base.

In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on.

The following reports after this would cause them to question their sanity and debate on instituting a mental asylum on base for them.

Dark humor is prominent, don't let that alzheimer make you forget that. Testing the thin line bordering "that's funny" and "that's offensive".

(Inspired by DearUnclePete's "Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" azur crackfic. Not planned to be long.)