🌊 He Sells Seashells 🌊

"So what is it that you do exactly?"
"Well mate, I'm a fantastic shot, brilliant with any form of pointy objects, I have an undead monkey, he's also pretty good with a gun. A handful of other things but they're pretty irrelevant. I'm also very good at getting people to do what I want."

Atlas looks over the room before grinning widely
"I've also got a metric-fuck-ton of rum."

"Okay he can stay, welcome to the team."