Description
Are you tired of... being tired? Have you ever looked at the clock and realized you only have two hours to get a full eight? have you realized that slowly, over time, there's more and more things to do with less and less free time to spend on yourself? Let's face it, modern sleep methods have been getting us down, they're antiquated, they need to be replaced with something... Nu! Introducing Nusleep, a whole, revolutionary, new way to sleep. Nusleep is not a pill, and it isn't a kind of therapy, it's an entirely new way to lay down and get some rest. Available in stores now you can find our helpful booklet, which can tell you exactly how to compartmentalize all eight hours of human REM sleep; allowing you to get a full eight hours in just two. but that's not all. Call now and you'll be able to get our new Nusleep pillow designed specifically for your head to rest on. Nusleep, it's time to embrace a "Nu" kind of sleep.
Hook, line, and already sunken
