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When the somewhat playboy crown prince of Andorra escapes to the Philippines from a scandalous affair of a widowed duchess, he must find a suitable crown princess candidate with the help of Trifecta Academy's resident cupid before he is forced to marry a forty-five-year-old nymphomaniac! - - - - [WARNING! Explicit language all throughout the story.] When life knocks you down, you stand up, or so Trifecta Academy's cupid believes. Lauren Chase. Nickname? Cupid. Lauren worships Valentine's Day like the Holy fucking Grail. She is pretty convinced that February fourteen is made to make her five-digit richer than any typical day. Leeching off from a variety of lovesick fools, she grants the deepest pinkest desires of humanity when the dreaded Heart's Day comes. Lauren's conviction that she is the personification of the Roman baby-in-diapers with matching fucking heart arrows strengthens when her next client knocks on her door, followed by the scent of Louis Vuitton and Prada. Crown Prince Chrome Yustaf Cambria is Lauren's walking piggy bank. All she has to do is find him a crown princess candidate, and the fifty million will be hers! What will Lauren do when the crown prince's face becomes more attractive than the fucking fifty million? What happens when the royal matchmaker becomes the victim of her ploy? Will she be able to choose a priceless chance to fall in love at the expense of her fifty million? - - - - - #TheValentineDiariesWP #CupidNextDoor
The Valentine Diaries
