My Perfect Maybe

I gave up searching for "the one" and switched it up to looking for, "my perfect maybe" Sadly, that too became exhausting. Yet just as I was about to give up all hope, I found him.
He turned my world upside down since the moment he captured me, in his shopping trolley. No, I'm serious, he did.
He's got that Alabama twang going on, and I want him. Unfortunately, I've convinced myself, I'll never have him. He's way out of my geeky league. But since meeting a sweet, cunning old lady, everything changed.
She not only changed my perception of me but of fate's plan.
"We meet again, darling."
Oh boy...