Casual chapter 1 (theres no chapter 2)

ok i can explain i swEAR this is a joke fanfic i wrote almost 2 years ago and i was really edgy back then and i was trying to fit in so theres some weird "jokes" in there oH AND THERS SLURS TOO BE WARNED (i can reclaim them dw its just the d slur and i'm lesbian)

original title and description:

Dave x bambi real1!q?1!q?q!

This is a joke pls-