Preface

The dwarfs in this book belong to no other then J.R.R. Tolkien, Warner Brothers and Peter Jackson. This book is not based on facts but purely on my imagination.

Have you ever wondered how dwarfs court? Just read this book and you may find out the answer. But only dwarfs are allowed to read it! You want to know what happens to you if you're not a dwarf and you still read this book? Find out by opening it...