I RAN INTO A BRICK WALL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS TRAIN RIDE

Roland Thomas is a normal human, going to normal human school in his normal human life. Until his entire world is turned upside down on his eleventh birthday, and now he has to buy textbooks about potions and charms instead of history and maths. If having a broom on his back to school shopping list wasn't enough, he's been sent off to this magical boarding school that not even his parents seem sure about.

What the hell is a Hogwart?

[As Written on Ao3]

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