[MUST READ] Things to Start it off (Little Disclaimers)

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Note from the Author:
Hey, this is not a serious story nor is it a parody, it's just something I'm writing for fun! Updates probably won't be consistent since I have a life lol.
This is something I've been meaning to do for while so here it is!
If there are any grammatical errors please let me know!
Anyway I hope you enjoy
(The blurb will be the first chapter)