Part 1 - A Partridge in a Pear Tree

Will the one who stole Christmas, be able to steal his heart?
I don't know if this is a giant shit post or me tryign to actually write! Read this and be the judge!!!!
I am not responsible for any ruined minds or intense confusion, nor will I accept any lawsuits for this story.
There will be no smut, however there is a shit ton of inappropriate language.
This story will mostly be from the Grinch's POV, but a few chapters will be from Santa's.
Credit to El Negrosky#2489 on discord for help with the title, description, and loose plot!