Well he has to get them somewhere

Hello there fellow humans. Get ready to listen to my story. If you can... Understand my humor... Then... You will love this...

"Batman out"

*Hits a wall*

"To be or not to be"

"Wait, wrong answer"

Highest ranking: 2 in humor. Wait... 2 as in 2! Wow!

This is my life folks. No I'm not kidding. It's all for real! Now I must get back to my Toothless plush named Batman!