What If the SMG4 characters who were bullied were the bully busters

What the hell is the universe? A fabric of time, challenge, and decisions. It makes me ask "What if?". What if Yoshi's friends were raped by the IRS? What if Mario and Meggy never got it on? What if there was a third installment to if Mario was in Friday Night Funking? What if Peach lost what she would rather die then lose? What if Bob, Luigi, and Meggy took over for Chester, Wayne, and Jamie? Find out in this book!