The First Rule: The Wall

"Shit."
"What?"
"There is only one bed."
Without batting an eye he said, "Doesn't matter, I'll sleep on the floor."

Wait what?

I've been reading A LOT of Wattpad Teen Fiction stories. I have gotten pretty good at predicting the themes and tropes. I decided that I wanted to create two characters and the story revolves around deliberately breaking the mold of every pattern I have come to recognize.
ENJOY.