We Are Embarking Up...
By Sessile_Nomad
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  • Humor
  • childrens
  • cockney
  • corrupted
  • fairy
  • rhyming
  • slang
  • stories
  • tales
  • urban

Description

Hi there, and thanks for stopping by. My kids and I love to corrupt bedtime stories to make them funny and unique. We often create caricature personas with accents and silly voices to add to the fun. We thought you might like a chuckle too, so we have shared one of them here. This one, in particular, was a team effort between myself and my youngest. (Who shall remain nameless for now since they are still a minor, but is becoming a very talented scribe in their own right.) As you can probably tell, this one is a corruption of Michael Rosen's 'We are Going on a Bear Hunt', using the personas of 'Posh Lady' (think Margo from 'The Good Life') in italics and 'Cockney Hardcastle' (think Danny Dyer or pretty much anyone from a Guy Ritchie film.) Clearly, this would be better with pictures, but my drawing talents max out at badly drawn stick men, so you will have to use your imagination. If anyone would like to add some artwork to this, please get in touch 😊 Enjoy!

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