Hello!

Hello! Who-people. Or... Whovians, whatever you call yourselves. Whofolk? Whovifiers? Anyway! It's me, the Doctor! Well, the Eleventh one. The best one, that is. I think it's the bow-tie. Or maybe the hair.
At any rate, you all seem to be fond of asking questions! And wandering off. Don't wander off. But, by all means, ask questions! Ask away. Or dare away. Double dare. Triple dare. Triple dog dare. Qaudruple Raxicoricofallapatorian dare.

Here to help!