Introduction

||goddess: HE JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF AND LANDED ON HIS FEET

simp #2: ARE YOU OKAY JOHN???

Cat Burglar: no

Cat Burglar: oh you meant from the fall

Cat Burglar: then yes||

a VERY original chatfic :D

Ships rn are

John x Arlo
Blyke x Isen

future chapters:
Rei (yes he's alive I said so D:) x OC (johns sister)
Elaine x Remi

probably go read my mini one shot series first to understand the au <3
(https://www.wattpad.com/story/291120375-how-to-get-the-c%CC%B6r%CC%B6i%CC%B6p%CC%B6p%CC%B6l%CC%B6e%CC%B6-very-able-human-to)